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[26 Jun 2005|05:20am]

fire_creek
Will someone give this to me

I know it is going to be a shame to rob the world of
a plethera of Playground Heroes advertisements
but come on

Give me this account
it would be a douchebag thing not too
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Lost Dog Search Party Tour 2005 [10 Jun 2005|07:50am]

vanmuddlestein
The Lost Dog Search Party Tour 2005 featuring Playground Heroes and the omnipowerful GRANDPA COURAGEOUS will be making its stop in Jacksonville tonight at Jack Rabbits with speacial guests Eugene, Hot Vegas, The Tomatoes and Cvalda. ALL AGES WELCOME!! $6 under 21, $8 over 21 Doors are at 8pm.

EVERYONE FROM THE JACKSONVILLE AREA SHOULD COME TO THIS SHOW AND ROCK OUT WITH US!

Then this sunday, The Lost Dog Search Party Tour 2005 will make it's stop in Charlotte, North Caroline at The Milestone where our favorite superhero Grandpa Courageous will battle evil with his superrockitude powers while Playground Heroes blows apart the stage with pure AWESOMENESS! Also playing that night will be SFTM and I LIVE WITH ZOMBIES. 18 and up welcome. $5 7pm.

You can check us out at http://www.playgroundheroes.com

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[19 Apr 2005|09:31pm]

vanmuddlestein
So Here's the deal....I'm in a band called Playground Heroes from Kissimmee, FL. My band is in the process of booking a 7 week full US tour to promote our new album. We've toured successfully many times but it's been about 2 and 1/2 years since we've been on the road and as a result most of the resources and contacts we had have disappeared/closed down. We've been emailing places and contacting places through book your own fucking life, gigswap and myspace...but we need help. So if you're in a band or you're a promoter, booker, whatever and you would or could hook us up with a show between june 10th and july 29th email me or reply on here or aim: satansonion127 with what town/state you're in and I'll get ahold of you with what date we need. The only places in Florida we need are Tallahassee, Pensacola, or Jacksonville. We'll gladly do gig trades with bands or whatever.
Thanks in advance and hope to hear from you soon.
-Billy, Playground Heroes
http://www.playgroundheroes.com
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TOMORROW NIGHT ON THE RADIO! [15 Apr 2005|12:06am]

vanmuddlestein
Tomorrow night(FRIDAY) on Real Radio 104.1wtks Playground Heroes will be doing an Interview for our new album, "Grandpa Courageous and the Men's Room Hall of Justice". We'll be on the air at 9:30pm on their new evening show The Hideout with El Jefe and JDubs. It's going to be pretty friggin rad so every one tune in, call the show, and have fun with us! We'll be playing some tracks from the new cd and answering questions. Lots of fun to be had by all. Plus the show itself is great. You should all check it out. And if you're not in the Central Florida area you can still tune in by streaming the show online at: http://www.wtks.com
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[04 Apr 2005|07:06pm]

vanmuddlestein
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Sunday, April 17th at the Social in Orlando, FL [23 Mar 2005|12:08pm]

vanmuddlestein
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In Deland, FL [25 Oct 2004|04:44pm]

vanmuddlestein
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[23 Oct 2004|01:17am]

vanmuddlestein
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In Daytona, FL [09 Oct 2004|12:44pm]

vanmuddlestein

Quirky, spastic, energetic spazzcore band Playground Heroes was founded in 1999 under the original moniker of EyeQ in Kissimmee, Florida by hyper-active frontman Chris Daley (age 22). After four years of revolving members and an eventual name change the band has come to fruition with a solid lineup that is dedicated to the music and their high energy live show. Featuring Daley on vocals, Kyle Milweed(age 16) on drums, Garret Olsen(age 17) on bass, and Billy Van Muddlestein (age 20) on guitar, The band prides itself on its high energy live show and unique hook filled punk tinged ska sound. Over the past four years, Playground Heroes has accumulated a resume that includes 200 shows, five independent, self-booked and successful tours playing in 24 states and parts of Canada. They have shared the stage with such bands as Lawrence Arms(Fat Wreckchords), Digger(Hopeless Records), Groovie Ghoulies(Lookout! Records), Lanemeyer(Too Hep Records), Dan Potthast(Asian Man Records) and Mustard Plug(Hopeless Records). The band has built a strong fan-base around the U.S. and more specifically around the Central Florida area. They have played in all of Orlando, FL's biggest clubs including a packed show of 2,000 kids at the Hard Rock Live Orlando and several large shows at House of Blues Orlando. They have also been featured on several of Central Florida's most prominent major radio stations including interviews on the Melissa Foxx radio show (real radio 104.1 wtks), being pick of the week on the Philips File (real radio 104.1 wtks), and regular airplay on wjrr 101.1 fm. Playground Heroes shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon, either. In fact, they appear to be gaining more momentum than ever and plan on touring most of the United States again in 2005.
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Saturday, October 2nd in Orlando, FL [25 Sep 2004|04:07am]

vanmuddlestein

This is a fist. A cantankerous fist of rebellion that knows how to take charge. It is a fist that says
"Beg Pardon, good madam, but wouldst thou kindly mind GETTING THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF MY WAY?!?! MY COCK HAS SOME ROCKING THE FUCK OUT TA DO!!"
If this is your kind of fist, then please come to the backbooth October 2nd and throw your own cantankerous fist in the air with us. If not, then do as the fist says and make yourself scarce.
Playground Heroes sounds like the death rattles of a nymphomaniac who never got laid. It is music made by 4 chronic masturbators with a scary obsession with the internet. If you need or want more information on their rock extravaganza, you can easily do so at http://www.playgroundheroes.com
Join the mailing list, listen to mp3's, post something on the guestbook...we welcome it all.
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c'mon...... [24 Nov 2003|01:08am]

fire_creek
I claim this journal in the name of fire_creek.

I want to turn this into something. I demand to be maintainer of this community.

I have plans, big plans
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Crystal-river Lecanto Inverness Telecommunitcators represent. [24 Mar 2003|09:59pm]

amysternsmom
[ mood | optimistic ]

I know the clit is supposedly dead but its still alive in my heart, and my pants (just kidding about the pants). I think we need a reunion...cause exclusive groups that make others feel like they're not as cool as us are the bee's knees. Seeing The Scrotum makes me realize just how cool we are.. We're so cool that people are shamelessely copying our group. Besides i love you guys. We're the clit. We run the COOL racket in this town.

theres gonna be a showdown.

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[02 Mar 2003|01:00am]

jobu27
[ mood | chipper ]

haha tonite was fun guys, i dunno why but it just was....i didn't even know the clit "broke up"...we should stay together as long as possible. :)

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lay off the twinkies atom bomb! [23 Jan 2003|11:53pm]
asecretlife
[ mood | crazy ]

hey guys, remember after the golden coral and everyone was at my house in my room, and atom was working out on my bike thingy. he was working out soooo hard and breathing heavy and such. and then....he found the arm thingys that move and he was sooooo excited. and then, remember after a few minutes on the bike, he was pooped out!!! remember that guys?!?!? i just thought of it and found it to be sooooo funny!!! oh the good old days!!!

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TO DO list for the clit. [19 Jan 2003|06:41pm]

amysternsmom
1) Ruin skate night again...and again..and again.

2) Goto 'THE CASTLE'.

3) Stay in a hotel in masaryketown.

4) Shoot a music video.

5) Have a sleepover and watch killjoy.

6) Save the universe from collapsing.

yup.
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help frankie cut down on smoking! [17 Jan 2003|01:36am]

amysternsmom
[ mood | sick ]

hey guuyyys..
I need to cut down on smoking..its just somthing to do with my mouth..I know ill get lots of smart responses to saying that but its true.
As a girl i know in my wellness class said the other night:
"its not an addiction, its an oral fixation"
I'v been smoking too may ciggarettes and feeling kinda sick becuase of it..
Anyone wanna take custody of my clizoves and ration them out to me?
I love you guys so much.
With the help of the clit, and friends of the clit, i can cut down on smoking.
i miss ciggarette buzzes anyway.
love
frankie

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[16 Jan 2003|11:47pm]

patsajack18
[ mood | anxious ]

i love the clit.

i love everyone in it.

i really do.

i always get tired of people super quick, but i'm never sick of the clit.

and you all always make me feel better. and i love it. and i just wanted to let you all know i really do appreciate it.

and i'm trying not to think about tomorrow because i don't want to get excited and then have it not happen...!

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clit. clut. cult. [16 Jan 2003|11:21pm]

amysternsmom
[ mood | anxious ]

Heres a thought..
Wouldnt it be funny if gradually the clit evolved into a cult that consumed all of our lives, and we all lived in a big house together and had a joint bank account, and ate human flesh for dinner each night?

Funny indeed...except for the human flesh part.

And as an update, andrew cant have people sleep over on friday, so im gonna see if people can sleep over tomorrow here...funfunfun.

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i love sluts. [12 Jan 2003|02:29pm]

patsajack18
[ mood | sleepy ]



andrew is soo funny.



yea, dayleane, TOTALLY hott.



simply stunning.



HI! MAH NAME IS JEOMAR.



this was taken after zach got done fucking me and dayleane.



mwahahaha...

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It's music video time! [08 Jan 2003|10:18pm]

patsajack18
[ mood | accomplished ]

me, dayleane, and frankie thought we'd brighten your day with some pictures:




can you tell what it spells out? mwahahaha...



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